Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-4543 (?)
- SCP-4543 is a strange phenomenon in Quarry Park, Calgary, where dead people (called SCP-4543-1 instances) come back to life during the day to sell animal products door-to-door. These reanimated individuals look exactly as they did in life, even if decayed, and become hostile and obsessed with selling. They avoid their living relatives and return to their graves to "die" again between 6-8 p.m., only to repeat the process the next day. This activity is linked to a company called Seraph Manufacturing, which appears to be using the reanimated dead to create and sell these unusual products, possibly even incorporating human remains.
- Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George" (?)
- The Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George" (SPCSCPG) was a humorous organization founded in 1914 by lumber baron George W. Dulany, open only to people named George. Its purpose was to address the common practice of referring to all railway sleeping car porters, who were almost exclusively Black, as "George," regardless of their actual name, a custom thought to stem from George Pullman, founder of the Pullman Company, and the historical practice of naming enslaved people after their owners. Although started as a joke, the society successfully persuaded the Pullman Company in 1926 to display the actual names of porters in each car, revealing that very few were actually named George.